Thursday, January 28, 2010

Can someone have too much fun with their last name?

I have been spelling my last name out for (teachers, operators, etc.) for now 18 years. I am not counting the other ten since I probably couldn't even spell my last name. But then again who can!

You see this is how the conversation goes every time...

"SCH OP as in Piano B as in Boy ACH"

Now after 18 years it has been getting a little redundant.

And I happened to be in one of my moods where you don't exactly think through and think about how the other person might perceive what your saying, you just go with it. It has become one of my more charming and at times completely idiotic qualities.

On this particular day I thought to myself, "you know what would be fun..." and I filled in my own blank. That is where you should always stop yourself...I am still learning this though.

It was one of those thoughts that you have where you think you are hilarious and the other person, well, to their own fault, might not see it the same...

So anyways, the lady gets on the phone and I start going through the same old process, "SCHOP (and this is where my alter ego took over) as in Prick B as in Balls ACH"

And for all of you thinking, "wow she is really immature!"...well I can't really fault you on that...I still giggle at fart jokes and obviously still love using sex words inappropriately.

Thankfully to my saving grace and delight, the woman on the other line started cracking up and thanking me for amusing her. However, I don't think I would recommend this to all...

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