28 yr. old living in the dorms should be Oxymoron

I thought "heck, I never really did the dorms, so why not"... BIG MISTAKE, HUGE.

However, I don't recall anyone honestly asking me if I was sure about this decision. And to them I have to say, "Where were you on that?" I am usually a very logical and systematic thinker. (side note: I just completely bullshitted the last sentence. I am probably the least logical or systematic thinker, however it sounded really good, so I am keeping it in there. Oh and just disregard this side note).

The dorm decision I can say was not the best decision. Now to be perfectly honest I did luck the heck out! Luckily the place I picked to live is sooo far off the grid (about a whole 15 minute walk) that not a lot of people want to live here. So I have my own room. I don't think you can technically call it a room though, because whoever erected this wall forgot to put the remaining 5 feet of it up. Which equates to a huge gap and means I get to hear everything and have no privacy.

So that is where I am at: 28 living with sophomores. And yes, I have already been asked to make a alcohol run. I opted out of this because I am lame and responsible...joy joy.