If you've ever been on pain pills you know that you get backed up for a entire week, maybe a week in a half. So on top of completely being in pain you get the added side effect of not crapping. And everyone, even if they don't like to admit it, likes their once a day delight.
If you've never experienced being constipated you should thank your lucky stars! It is one of the most natural things that the body does; you eat and then you should excrete. When this process gets backed up, the only thing you can think about is "when am I going to poop again!"
It's a little known fact that in nursing homes giving a laxative a day keeps the bricks away (I actually just came up with that...thank you!).
That's why while I was sitting in class today I came up with a genius idea, if I must say so myself! Why haven't the drug companies developed a pain pill that is laced with a laxative? I mean honestly, I know, you're thinking "GENIUS!" And I'll take it.
And if in the next year, I see this pill developed I'm collecting my royalties.
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