Boobs + 1/2 marathon training

Boobs are simply annoying at times. I am attempting to train for a 1/2 marathon, which I haven't done in about 10 years. And in those 10 years I have acquired boobs or what people say are "womanly curves". This simply means for you folks that I have gained weight and hopefully its in all the right areas (generally this is not the case).

However, now that I am getting into my longer distance runs (it was 8 miles today) my boobs, which to be honest, are not that big, are in the way! On a really good day with the help of a generous tape measure I'm a size C, but most days I come in as a B. Which are not big...trust me!

But now I am dealing with what is called the "boob rub". The boob rub, which my big breasted friends have informed me is when your boobs don't stay in the same place during your whole run and there is friction between your boobs, the sports bra and your skin. This is simply not a good combination and you end up with a burn underneath your boobs.

So ladies who have no boobs think yourself lucky!

And for the men once again you have it easier. You don't get boob rubs and can write your name in the snow with your pee...completely unfair!

[side note: for the ladies who think it would be cool to try to write your name in the snow, I am here to tell you it doesn't work. We can only make interesting puddle marks]