Oh Match how I heart you!

The three main reasons anyone should really sign-up for match are as follows:

1. You simply want to get laid (I promise I didn't know this before, but it's TRUE)
   
2. You want a free meal (sorry guys, but it's the truth)
3. Or simply to be able to tell funny ass stories (as you will read below)

My friend, who if I had to name her I would fondly call her Claag (cute, loud, athletic, Asian girl). I made Claag sign-up on match with me this past summer. She never actually went on a date and yet still she got a good laugh from it. She received the following e-mail today:

Profile:

44, New York, NY Seeking Female 18-44

looking for a great friendship I am french native. I've been in New York for more 10 years and love it here . I used to live in Paris for more than 15 years before. I am looking for friendship with a nice asian lady to share interest, travel, dinner out, etc...

E-mail from French Native:

Hello

I saw your profile and would like to see if we can become
good friend. I am not looking for a relationship with a woman
because I am gay, but I want to have good female
friend to hang out and have girly chats and fun in this city...

Let me know if you are interested

Anna ( this is my female name:)

This is simply classic! Now, my friend isn't going to do anything with this and personally if I was in her place I would definitely e-mail Anna! I mean honestly it doesn't get much better than that and gay guys (or is she/he a transgender?) are so much fun to hang out with. Except the real bitchy ones...they are usually 10X's worse then a catty girl (which is amazing in itself).

So, my next task will be to convince her to go out with Anna...hopefully there will be more to come in this story...