Grunting Men please step down

You know when you're working out and you're in the your zone... you're lifting some weights, you've got that new song that you added to your ipod and working out is feeling actually really good for once!!!

And then out of nowhere you hear a guy grunting his lungs out? And it completely ruins your whole zen like mindset. Has this ever happened to you?

I get that men are lifting heavy weights, but when I lift heavy weights for myself I don't have to grunt my lungs out. So what is the deal!

I honestly don't understand why men have to grunt so freaking loud, because really it's not hot nor is it attracting women to flock to your bedside. It does the complete opposite for women. Anytime we hear a man grunting so freaking loud the first thing we think is, "Uh, I bet that's how he sounds in bed!" It doesn't make us want to jump into bed with you. Because if we know you're grunting that loudly then most likely you are way too obsessed with your own image and you won't be pleasing anybody but yourself. And that is my friend a deal breaker.

Now I don't mind if a guy whose working out hard is exhaling heavily, that doesn't bother me. It's the men who feel as though they're King Kong and do almost everything besides beat on their own chest.

So, to all the men who grunt like no other please know that 1) it's not doing you any good and 2) exhaling in a controlled manner would be more productive and 3) there are other PEOPLE around so take it down a couple notches...Thank You.

Sincerely,
The Bitch at your gym